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We're
Still Standing: This may come
as an enormous surprise to you if you live outside West
Cumbria , but at the beginning of this
year, we were literally staring closure in the face. We decided
that the time had come to stop being stoical and trying to fight
the battle alone, so we called in reinforcements in the shape of
Copeland MP Jamie Reed and – at his suggestion – issued a no-punches-pulled
Press Release.
This
is what we wrote in the local Parish News at the time:
“Most
of you will probably either have seen the piece in the Whitehaven
News or heard Gretchen's interview on Radio Cumbria
regarding the financial situation
at the Centre.
The
funding crisis is not new, but it is now urgent. Since the Centre
began, we have struggled to fund our policy of treating everyone
who comes to us, regardless of whether and how much they can pay.
Through thick and (mostly) thin, we have not deviated from this
principle. Up to now, we have always raised at least two thirds
of our annual income outside the county, bringing many thousands
of pounds in West Cumbria
to be spent on services here. Understandably, national funders expect
to see clear evidence of support from our own community. From the
outset, individuals and small groups have always been wonderfully
generous with time, talent and money, for which we are so very grateful.
What we have not hitherto managed is to establish a viable funding
stream from local industry and grant-giving bodies. While trying
over the past five years to find this essential support, we have
largely used up our reserves. As things stand it would not be responsible
to enter a new financial year with so little in the kitty.
We
had, and have, no intention of going quietly, hence the press notification
and a last determined effort to keep this unique centre up and running.
As
at the time of writing (15 th February) things are very much still
in a state of flux. Copeland MP Jamie Reed – bless his cotton socks
– is proving as good as his word and is pursuing funding for us
with the tenacity of a terrier – apparently to some effect. Two
more prospective funders are also making hopeful noises – but long
experience has taught us all about counting unhatched chickens.
So, we won't say anything further until we know for sure what is
happening.
Until
then, we live in a kind of limbo, carrying on as before – seeing
clients, selling jumble, paying bills, dealing on eBay – because
we have to work on the assumption that the funding will be found
and the Centre will continue.
We've
been touched by the support we've received since we decided to go
public … the most unexpected people have written, not only to us,
but to Jamie, to local businesses and the local papers. Hospital
Consultants have stuck their heads over the parapets, put their
support in writing and volunteered to speak on our behalf if necessary.
The local GPs have weighed in on the side of the angels, too … along
with clergy men and women, academics, clients and friends.
All
in all, it's been a touching and eye-opening experience to find
out just how valued the Centre is not only among the “ordinary”
people but also out in the medical and professional community.
As
soon as we have any news – positive or otherwise – we'll make it
public … via the local press and radio.
In
the meantime, the Centre is open for business as usual – but a few
well-aimed prayers wouldn't go amiss.”
That
was the situation in mid-February.
Self-evidently,
we're still very much here – not only that, but as you will see,
we have a full calendar of events scheduled for the next 6 months.
S-o-o …. either we've completely taken leave of our senses, or ……
Well,
you guessed it: things have taken a turn for the better. We're not
in clear water by any means, and identifying funding is still a
priority, but the proverbial wolf has been beaten back from the
equally proverbial door and is presently licking its wounds somewhere
on the far side of Muncaster Fell.
With
a lot of help from our friends, we succeeded in raising
more money in the last three months of the financial year than we
had in the whole of the preceding nine months – sufficient to keep
our doors open for at least another year – with care.
Major
thanks are due to:
Jamie
Reed, MP: Jamie is such an
old-fashioned soul that he actually thinks you should go around
doing stuff like helping people and keeping your word. It was Jamie
who kick-started the whole process (by making the ground-shattering
suggestion, “Well, why don't you actually TELL people you need help?”)
and without him, this Newsletter would probably have been a beautifully
written, throat-grabbing eulogy and farewell. A sort of “So Long,
and Thanks for all the Jumble” sort of thing.
The
Francis Scott Charitable Trust
in Kendal, whom we didn't even have to approach for funding – they
came to us when they heard that we were in trouble.
The
Tudor Trust – a London-based
charitable trust that has supported us, through some of our thinnest
times, for more years than either of us probably care to think about
.
British
Nuclear Group with a second
generous donation.
The
Seascale and Bootle
Health Practices Charity
Fund – who gave us twice as
much as we requested.
The
Sellafield Charity Trust Fund – who are picking
up the production costs of this year's Newsletters yet again
.
The
J P Jacobs Charitable Trust , our very first financial
support, and still faithfully with us after all these years …
We've
also received welcome help from the Cumbria Drug Action Team, the
Nuclear Decommissioning Authority and so many individuals that we
can't even begin to thank them all.
As
we are , therefore, going to
be around for at least wee while longer, we thought we ought to
do something about some fund-raising events, and here they are,
in date order:
21
st May – Paw Trek ( don't
blame me, I didn't dream the name up. ) : For many
years Maureen Holroyd has been bringing her lovely dog Kitsa to
the Centre for treatment (yes, if it's a carbon-based life form,
Gretchen will treat it …). Kitsa, bless her big brown eyes and cold
wet nose, is doing a sponsored walk for us. It's being organized
by Keswick Rotary and while 10% of the sponsorship money goes to
the excellent charity “Hearing Dogs for Deaf People”, the other
90% can be donated to the charity of the dog-owner's choice – and
Maureen has nominated us.
Now
Kitsa – a real beauty of the canine world – has a serious admirer
in the shape of three-legged Ben. The admiration is all one –sided
of course (as a matter of fact, she snarls at him whenever he comes
anywhere near her) but, undaunted, Ben has decided that he, too,
will take part (presumably in the hope that she'll be impressed
by his indomitable pluck, or something). Kitsa is doing the 2 mile
course and Ben is doing the 1½-miles-on-the-flat course,
so hopefully, Kitsa won't actually see him, and he stands
a good chance of getting all the way around without losing any more
limbs.
Please
sponsor the pair of them who – in the real world (as opposed to
my ill-regulated but colourful imagination) – have, of course, been
roped in without any consultation at all. We'll split all money
donated 50-50 between them. (For anyone who's concerned … Ben is
more capable of walking 1½ miles than I am … it's ME on my
two legs you should be worrying about, not him on his three.)
29
th May to 2 nd June – Festival of Fools: When
it comes to being eccentric, we generally take a lot of beating,
but we doff our caps (the multi-coloured ones with the jingly bells
…) to Muncaster Castle who are hosting Britain's
first-ever Festival of Fools. Muncaster is believed to be the only
castle in Europe
with its own jester (currently in the shape of Jem Famous). The
jester, however, only reigns for one year, and during the course
of the 5-day Festival, a new castle
jester will be chosen, to follow Jem
in the slightly sinister footsteps of the original Tom Fool.
Jugglers,
magicians, stilt-walkers and all manner of eccentrics will be entertaining
the crowds, including The Amazing Mr
Smith, who specialises in mad musical inventions, Jonathan the Jester
from the National Guild of Jesters, and the splendidly-name Maynard
Flip Flap.
And
in the middle of it all will be little old us, running a sideshow.
Specifically, we will be overseeing the always-popular “Splat the
Rat”. (If you're unfamiliar with this splendid form of entertainment,
an ersatz rat is attached to a piece of elastic or similar and is
released down a length of drainpipe with a small “window” cut out
of the central section. Contestants are armed with a mallet and
have to whack the unfortunate stuffed creature at the precise moment
it crosses the cut-out section. For some reason, this is wildly
entertaining … and generally reduces the spectators and contestants
to helpless hysterics. Trust me. You have to be there.)
We
hope to be able to round up sufficient help to be able to staff
the sideshow for all 5 days. If you can give us any time during
that period, please let us know on the enclosed form.
8
th July – St Nicholas' Church
Tower
: a
fundraising day in aid of the Centre, and a splendid one, because
I don't have to do anything towards it because someone else is doing
it for us. BUT, they do needs items for the raffle and tombola plus
cakes. Raffle and tombola donations can be left at St Nicholas during
the preceding week. Cakes should be taken to St Nicholas' on the
morning of the 8 th or on the Friday before – or brought to us,
and we'll ferry them across for you (and if you want to deliver
the raffle and tombola stuff to us, that's fine, too …).
23
rd July – Car Boot Sale
– Egremont Market
Hall: Did you know that Nikolaus
Pevsner described Egremont Town
Hall as being “architecturally of no
value”? Cheeky beggar. Well, we love it … because it's always done
very well by us – so much so that we've booked it again for the
morning of Sunday, July 23 rd . Volunteers, please, for staffing
stalls, taking money, serving refreshments, setting up, taking down,
washing up, sandwich-making, baking … The event only last about
2½ hours, but it's labour intensive and I'd really appreciate
your help – if only for an hour. Anything you can do, let me know,
please.
Saturday,
August 12 th – The Encore Opera Company – Music for a Summer's Evening
: Many of you will already
know of Encore – an excellent and well-respected local opera group
who have performed all over Cumbria – Cartmel Priory, Penrith, Barrow,
Muncaster Castle, St Bees Priory – to name but a few. They have
very generously offered us their services, so we've come over all
posh and are hosting a sort of mini-Glyndebourne at the Chase.
The
programme will include light opera, operetta, classic show songs
and film songs. Tickets will be £10.00 each, with £6.00
concessions, and the master plan is (and this is the cheeky bit
…) you bring a picnic and your own chairs and/or rugs to disport
yourself in what will doubtless be the glorious high summer sunshine
from 4.00pm to 6.00pm, before being entertained by Encore
until approximately 8.00pm.
Should
it (perish the thought) rain or anything horrid like that, we will
retreat to St Michael's, Muncaster as long as you promise not to
get rowdy.
There's
no need to pre-purchase tickets – just come along, clutching your
money, your food and your folding chairs.
We'll
need a bit of help … but it shouldn't be very onerous.
Saturday,
September 9 th – Open Day – “We're Still Standing”: To
celebrate our continued survival and irritate the nay-sayers (oh
yes, they're out there …) we decided to hold an Open Day. On examining
what had previously been a pretty empty calendar, we were a bit
surprised to discover that it had mysteriously filled up with events
when no-one was looking. After we'd finished blaming each other,
we agreed that September was a good time of year for it anyway,
so that was all right then.
It's
just going to be an Open House … roll up at any time between 10.00am
and 4.00pm (or when we start standing pointedly by the front door
and coughing loudly, whichever is the sooner …), consume tea and
cakes, buy raffle tickets, try to avoid winning any tombola prizes
(it's embarrassing for everyone when people pathetically attempt
to give them back), rummage through our white elephant and exponentially-expanding
secondhand bookshop, marvel at the bombsite that is my office (a
bombsite with a really nice view, mind you …) and – perhaps – take
a leisurely stroll in the grounds. You never know … at the beginning
of September, summer might have put in an appearance.
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I
think that's all the coming events … but there are one or two general
housekeeping items to cover:
1.
Envelopes: Our card recycling
business is reaching multi-national proportions. We'll have the
Mergers and Monopolies Commssion on our case if we aren't careful.
One result of this is that we're running rapidly out of envelopes.
We need all sizes, shapes and colours. If you have any stockpiled
anywhere, please could we have them?
2.
eBay: If my parents had known
that I would eventually end up selling other people's cast-offs
over the internet, I'm sure they could have saved quite a lot of
money on my up-bringing.
I'm
very good at it, though … and as it nets us something in the region
of £1500 per annum, I defy anyone to knock it.
Donations
of unwanted possessions are always welcome … and we turn nothing
away. Experience has told us that the most unlikely items sell and
the most peculiar things turn out to be Objects of Desire – especially
in the southern hemisphere.
At
the time of writing, I'm waiting to hear whether or not a set of
four Dartington Glass tumblers has made it intact to Christchurch
. That's Christchurch
, New
Zealand .
Which
reminds me – donations of packaging materials would be welcome,
too – especially bubblewrap. You can never have too much bubblewrap,
that's what I always say.
Going
off at a slight tangent (but not much) if you're an eBay seller
yourself, you can now support us by giving a proportion of your
profits. It's easy … when you set up your sale item, you just tick
the box that says you're donating to charity, and follow the instructions.
You'll find us listed under – surprise-surprise – “Centre for Complementary
Care”.
That's
it for this Newsletter. We'll
be back, hopefully with more good news, in the Autumn. Have a good
summer.
Moira.
21/04/06
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